I haven’t posted in four months. ;__;
See, I was on Tumblr. Then, I went home to no wifi. Now I’m back! Moving on…
I went to this awesome party tonight and I came back to bullshit. Of course I would, because I’m in college. But it just got me to thinking - tonight, everyone is fucked up. It’s the weekend, so it makes perfect sense. But tonight is the night where you can bring in your side bitches like nobody’s business. Everyone is paying attention to themselves, so no one is trying to mind your drama. So if you have a side bitch, bring her out! Especially on a Saturday night. Also, since the majority of the campus is out, then you can also stay inside and bring your side bitch WITH you since no one can see that you snuck her in. Good for you. Just one thing - don’t be sloppy about it. Tsk tsk!
Ah, I thought we might hit this little snag. You seem to be laboring under the delusion I am going to - what was the phrase? “Come quietly.” Well I’ll tell you this: I have no intention of going to Azkaban.